
Ahhhh yes, Valentine's Day.
Let's reminisce for a moment...
Think back to around 2nd grade.
First, you got to make your own valentine box, where all of those top-secret cards, notes, and candies would be deposited. Even at the tender age of 8, I always stressed about this part. My box had to be beautiful and perfect. If I messed up, I would get a brand new box and start over. I could never comprehend how some kids could just scribble on their boxes and allow the world to see them that way. This is your valentine's day box people, you only get one a year so let's put a little effort into it.
Then, your mom would take you to the store to choose which valentine cards and candy you wanted to hand out to your classmates. Maybe you chose your favorite Disney movie or cartoon character as a theme. Or, if you had an especially artsy mom, you would hand-craft your valentine cards.
Then came time to address the envelopes and carefully place the card and candy inside. If you were handing out "Sweet-Heart" candies in your valentines, this became a very delicate process. You had to make sure that all of the "Best Friends" and "Hug Me" hearts went to your girlfriends. Then maybe the "You're Cool" and "Awesome" hearts would go to the boys in your class. And finally, there were the sacred hearts reserved for your crush. The ones that made such bold statements as "You're Mine" and "Kiss Me". If you received one of these types of hearts, it was a sign of destiny!
And, what was even more exciting was if someone left a valentine in your box, and didn't sign their name! You had a mystery crush! You and all of your friends would brainstorm at recess to try and figure out who this mystery person could be, but in reality, you would probably never speak to that person even if you did figure out who it was.
For the sake of teenage girls everywhere who hate Valentine's Day...I wish it could all be as simple as 2nd grade.